Eight Republicans think they’ll be the one to win Congress’s heart

Welcome back for a truly unpredictable episode of Who the Fuck Are All These Fucks? as eight – that’s right, folks, eight– Republican members of Congress try to get the rest of their party to agree that they should be the one who gets to be the next Speaker of the House. As a reminder, Jim Jordan recently had the opportunity to run against technically … Continue reading Eight Republicans think they’ll be the one to win Congress’s heart

Every Time I Watch a Debate, I Feel A Little Bit Dumber: the Long-Shot Primary Continues

Hello and welcome to another episode of The Pyramid’s belated debate coverage! The second Republican primary debate was held on September 27th at the Shrine of St. Ronald Reagan, patron of tax cuts, and was hosted and broadcast by Fox Business and Univision.  It was also conveniently reposted to YouTube this time, by Nikki Haley, who captured a full unedited two-hour block of Fox News … Continue reading Every Time I Watch a Debate, I Feel A Little Bit Dumber: the Long-Shot Primary Continues