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A Very Special Episode of Who The Fuck Are All These Fucks: Andrew Cuomo

Update 8/10/21 12:12 PM: Andrew Cuomo has resigned as Governor of New York. The original article continues below. Assuming we can get this article up fast enough, Andrew Cuomo is the 56th and current Governor of New York, the fourth most populous state (California, Texas, and Florida) and the dominant state of the American northeast (sorry, Pennsylvania and Massachusetts, but it’s true). Cuomo’s tenure in … Continue reading A Very Special Episode of Who The Fuck Are All These Fucks: Andrew Cuomo

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President Kamala Harris

Back in 2019, a rumor began circulating. First, it flowed through prominent Democratic officials and donors, then through the outer ring of politicos, and finally through the press. The rumor: Joe Biden, the 77-year-old seeking the presidency for the third time in his life, was also seeking it for the last time. He did not plan to run in 2024, whether he won in 2020 … Continue reading President Kamala Harris

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2020 Candidates: Deval Patrick

Welcome to our recurring series “Who The Fuck Are All These Fucks?” in which we profile, in brief, each of the 2020 candidates for president. This series is not meant to be exhaustive, and you’re encouraged to look into each candidate on your own. NAME: Deval Laurdine PatrickAGE: 63CURRENT JOB: Managing Director, Bain CapitalPREVIOUS JOB: 71st Governor of MassachusettsWHY IS THIS HAPPENING?: To make “ok … Continue reading 2020 Candidates: Deval Patrick

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Debatable: The second 10 candidates

Last night, voters had the opportunity to see the first ten candidates seeking the Democratic Party’s presidential nomination. In a policy-heavy and not particularly exciting debate, the candidates showed that the differences between them have a lot more to do with how they would accomplish goals like universal health care, immigration reform, or addressing climate change. Or they’re John Delaney and they think that they’ll … Continue reading Debatable: The second 10 candidates

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2020 Candidates: Eric Swalwell

Welcome to our recurring series “Who The Fuck Are All These Fucks?” in which we profile, in brief, each of the 2020 candidates for president. This series is not meant to be exhaustive, and you’re encouraged to look into each candidate on your own. NAME: Eric Michael Swalwell Jr.AGE: 38CURRENT JOB: Member of the U.S. House of Representatives from California’s 15th DistrictPREVIOUS JOB: City councilorDOES … Continue reading 2020 Candidates: Eric Swalwell

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2020 Candidates: Michael Bennet

Welcome to our recurring series “Who The Fuck Are All These Fucks?” in which we profile, in brief, each of the 2020 candidates for president. This series is not meant to be exhaustive, and you’re encouraged to look into each candidate on your own. NAME: Michael Farrand BennetAGE: 54CURRENT JOB: United States Senator from ColoradoPREVIOUS JOB: Denver Public Schools SuperintendentBORN IN THE U.S.: Nope, but … Continue reading 2020 Candidates: Michael Bennet

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Debatable: The first 10 candidates

Here we find ourselves, at last, at the start of the Democratic primary. The for real start. The true launchpad. The very first Democratic presidential debate of the 2020 election, fully a year and two weeks before the 2020 Democratic National Convention in Milwaukee. There should be plenty of time in this primary to whittle down from over two dozen candidates to the one sole … Continue reading Debatable: The first 10 candidates

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2020 Candidates: Cory Booker

Welcome to our recurring series “Who The Fuck Are All These Fucks?” in which we profile, in brief, each of the 2020 candidates for president. This series is not meant to be exhaustive, and you’re encouraged to look into each candidate on your own. NAME: Cory Anthony BookerAGE: 50CURRENT JOB: United States Senator from New JerseyPREVIOUS JOB: Mayor of Newark, New JerseyHOW COME HE DIDN’T … Continue reading 2020 Candidates: Cory Booker

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2020 Candidates: Tim Ryan

Welcome to our recurring series “Who The Fuck Are All These Fucks?” in which we profile, in brief, each of the 2020 candidates for president. This series is not meant to be exhaustive, and you’re encouraged to look into each candidate on your own. NAME: Timothy John RyanAGE: 45CURRENT JOB: Member of the U.S. House of Representatives from Ohio’s 13th DistrictPREVIOUS JOB: Member of the … Continue reading 2020 Candidates: Tim Ryan

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