Welcome to our recurring series “Who The Fuck Are All These Fucks?” in which we profile, in brief, each of the 2020 candidates for president. This series is not meant to be exhaustive, and you’re encouraged to look into each candidate on your own. NAME: Bill de BlasioAGE: 58CURRENT JOB: 109th Mayor of New York CityPREVIOUS JOB: Public Advocate of New York City, and previously … Continue reading 2020 Candidates: Bill de Blasio
Welcome to our recurring series “Who The Fuck Are All These Fucks?” in which we profile, in brief, each of the 2020 candidates for president. This series is not meant to be exhaustive, and you’re encouraged to look into each candidate on your own. NAME: Robert Francis O’RourkeAGE: 46CURRENT JOB: DrifterPREVIOUS JOB: CongressmanWHY DON’T WE CALL HIM “BOBBY O’ROURKE”?: His grandfather was Bobby O’Rourke and … Continue reading 2020 Candidates: Beto O’Rourke
Welcome to our recurring series “Who The Fuck Are All These Fucks?” in which we profile, in brief, each of the 2020 candidates for president. This series is not meant to be exhaustive, and you’re encouraged to look into each candidate on your own. For the first time, let me welcome you to the nightmare that is the 2020 Presidential Election from the comfort of … Continue reading 2020 Candidates: Marianne Williamson
Today, we’re talking about something a little different. Rather than continuing what at least one experimental psychologist calls a “very excellent” series on the 2020 Democratic candidates, we’re going to talk about someone who is absolutely not running for president: Timothy Michael Kaine. In case you don’t remember – and you might not remember – Tim Kaine is a senator from Virginia who, in 2016, … Continue reading Why isn’t Tim Kaine running for president?
Welcome to our recurring series “Who The Fuck Are All These Fucks?” in which we profile, in brief, each of the 2020 candidates for president. This series is not meant to be exhaustive, and you’re encouraged to look into each candidate on your own. Another day, another torment. We continue our nonstop around the clock coverage of the slow-moving train crash that is the 2020 … Continue reading 2020 Candidates: John Hicka… John Hinken… Ol’ Johnny H
Batten down the hatches and get below deck, it’s the 2020 Democratic presidential candidates. We’re continuing this eternal struggle with today’s newest candidate because I’ve learned that you really want to know about the news as it happens and not a couple days later. Weirdos. NAME: Jay Robert Inslee AGE: 68 OCCUPATION: Governor of Washington PREVIOUS OCCUPATION: Congressman DISLIKES: Climate change LIKES: The taste of … Continue reading 2020 Candidates: Jay Inslee
Welcome to our recurring series “Who The Fuck Are All These Fucks?” in which we profile, in brief, each of the 2020 candidates for president. This series is not meant to be exhaustive, and you’re encouraged to look into each candidate on your own. It is, impossibly, time to continue our march down the solemn highway of the 2020 Democratic presidential candidates, so here I … Continue reading 2020 Candidates: Andrew Yang
Welcome to our recurring series “Who The Fuck Are All These Fucks?” in which we profile, in brief, each of the 2020 candidates for president. This series is not meant to be exhaustive, and you’re encouraged to look into each candidate on your own. Hello, friends. We’re touching the bottom of the barrel as we move into part ? of our ??? part series on … Continue reading 2020 Candidates: John Delaney
Welcome to our recurring series “Who The Fuck Are All These Fucks?” in which we profile, in brief, each of the 2020 candidates for president. This series is not meant to be exhaustive, and you’re encouraged to look into each candidate on your own. We’re making our way downtown with part eight in this Our Long National Nightmare series on the Democratic 2020 nominees. As a reader … Continue reading 2020 Candidates: Pete Buttigieg
Welcome to our recurring series “Who The Fuck Are All These Fucks?” in which we profile, in brief, each of the 2020 candidates for president. This series is not meant to be exhaustive, and you’re encouraged to look into each candidate on your own. Welcome back to part seven in our everlong series on the Democratic nominees. I’ve waited here for you. We’re talking about … Continue reading 2020 Candidates: Bernie Sanders
