Here we find ourselves, at last, at the start of the Democratic primary. The for real start. The true launchpad. The very first Democratic presidential debate of the 2020 election, fully a year and two weeks before the 2020 Democratic National Convention in Milwaukee. There should be plenty of time in this primary to whittle down from over two dozen candidates to the one sole … Continue reading Debatable: The first 10 candidates
Welcome to our recurring series “Who The Fuck Are All These Fucks?” in which we profile, in brief, each of the 2020 candidates for president. This series is not meant to be exhaustive, and you’re encouraged to look into each candidate on your own. NAME: Cory Anthony BookerAGE: 50CURRENT JOB: United States Senator from New JerseyPREVIOUS JOB: Mayor of Newark, New JerseyHOW COME HE DIDN’T … Continue reading 2020 Candidates: Cory Booker
We’re live-blogging the first Democratic primary debate of the 2020 election. This will begin at 8:45 PM ET and will continue until they stop talking or we die of boredom. WordPress seems to be just plain offended by our effort to introduce live-blogging so click this link: https://live.24liveblog.com/live/U55VJ Continue reading Debatable: Live Blog (Night 1)
We’re deep in the middle of the 2020 presidential election but it’s March of 2019 and we should not be in the middle of an election that’s still nearly two years away. In an effort to restore some sanity to the earth, here’s a very nonsensical listicle. You’re… welcome? There are currently fourteen candidates with campaigns or exploratory committees who we’ve profiled in the Who … Continue reading We’re ranking the Democratic candidates by how silly their names sound
